These self-defense tips we should know~~
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It's New Years Eve & Your Sign Is
Aries: Getting wasted....early
Taurus: Making and cancelling plans all day long
Gemini: Calling their whole contact list
Cancer: Texting their whole contact list
Leo: Doing anything they can to not be in the house after midnight
Virgo: Contemplating if they even want to go anywhere
Libra: Playing all their favorite songs to get them "pumped up" for the night
Scorpio: Making a list of who they don't want to see in the new year
Sagittarius: Somewhere....far, far away
Capricorn: Out buying a new outfit for the night
Aquarius: With their bestie...or lover
Pisces: Drinking a little something....for now
The Signs Comical New Years Resolutions
Aries: Stop being so ready to beat someone's ass
Taurus: Humble myself more and act like I don't know everything...even though I think I know everything
Gemini: Pay more attention to when someone is not interested in my conversation
Cancer: Saying "f*ck" less
Leo: Bring my bossiness down a little, just a little.
Virgo: Mind my facial expressions so people don't feel stupid when talking to me
Libra: Talk a little lower so people don't think I've been drinking loud juice all day
Scorpio: Smile more, kill with kindness...even though I don't like them
Sagittarius: Mind my mouth...haha, who am I kidding?
Capricorn: Stop thinking I'm better than people...sigh
Aquarius: Having better relationships with people who claim they care but act like THEY'RE too busy
Pisces: Not being so harsh on others when they don't do what I want them to do..when I want them to do it
